Don’t Suck Towel & Tee Bundle
$44.69
If you’re looking for a golf gift that’s equal parts hilarious and actually useful, this is it. The “Don’t Suck” Golf Towel & Performance Tee Set is the kind of present that gets an immediate laugh, then gets clipped straight onto the bag for the next round. It’s bold, it’s practical, and it’s the perfect way to say, “I believe in you… but also, step it up.”
This isn’t just a funny slogan, it’s a 3-stage club-cleaning system paired with friction-reducing performance tees built to improve contact and consistency. The magnetic towel stays docked to the bag, always ready for a quick scrub, wash, then dry, while the stable 4-prong tees help promote cleaner launches and fewer excuses off the tee box.
🏌️ Why They’ll Love It
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A Guaranteed Conversation Starter – Bold “Don’t Suck” design that gets laughs and compliments in every foursome.
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Actually Improves Their Game – Clean grooves + friction-reducing tees = more consistent contact and better ball flight.
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Perfect for Any Occasion – Ideal for birthdays, tournaments, scramble prizes, bachelor parties, or just because.
🔍 Product Details
Towel:
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Premium waffle-weave microfiber
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3-stage cleaning zones: Scrub → Wash → Dry
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Built-in magnet for easy bag docking
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Carabiner clip attachment
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Approx. 16” x 24”
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Quick-dry, machine washable
Golf Tees (50-Pack):
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Durable polymer construction
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4-prong low-friction design
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Promotes cleaner ball contact
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Designed for more consistent launches
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Standard driver length (approx. 2 ¾”)
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Reusable storage pouch included
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