

For the golfer who’s got a wicked sense of humor and zero interest in blending in—this Crooked Dick Country Club ball marker is the perfect mix of premium quality and pure comedy. Whether it’s a gift for your buddy, your scramble partner, or the guy who never misses a chance to crack a joke, this cheeky marker delivers laughs and unforgettable reactions every time it hits the green.
Crafted from heavyweight stainless steel with bold enamel detailing, it feels just as solid as your best drive—and gets twice the attention. Durable, easy to spot, and guaranteed to become a favorite in any golf round that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
🏌️ Why They’ll Love It
Hilarious, unexpected, and sure to draw laughs at every green
High-quality, heavy-duty design made to last for years of rounds
Great for bachelor parties, gag gifts, or tournament giveaways
🔍 Product Details
Material: Premium stainless steel with enamel fill
Size: Standard ball marker diameter (approx. 1.5")
Weight: Hefty feel that won’t blow away or get lost easily
Finish: Glossy enamel with raised metal edge
Yes. Personalization is free on every custom golf gift. Add the name or text you want above and our team engraves it by hand in Monroe, Connecticut, at no extra charge.
Most personalized orders ship within 2 business days. Delivery usually takes a few business days after that, depending on where you are. Check above for any item-specific timing.
It is permanently laser engraved, or color printed on full-color items, never a sticker. It will not peel or fade with use.
Our team is dedicated to providing top-tier service, from the moment you browse to the second your order arrives at your door.