

For the golfer who’s got a wicked sense of humor and zero interest in blending in—this Crooked Dick Country Club ball marker is the perfect mix of premium quality and pure comedy. Whether it’s a gift for your buddy, your scramble partner, or the guy who never misses a chance to crack a joke, this cheeky marker delivers laughs and unforgettable reactions every time it hits the green.
Crafted from heavyweight stainless steel with bold enamel detailing, it feels just as solid as your best drive—and gets twice the attention. Durable, easy to spot, and guaranteed to become a favorite in any golf round that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
🏌️ Why They’ll Love It
Hilarious, unexpected, and sure to draw laughs at every green
High-quality, heavy-duty design made to last for years of rounds
Great for bachelor parties, gag gifts, or tournament giveaways
🔍 Product Details
Material: Premium stainless steel with enamel fill
Size: Standard ball marker diameter (approx. 1.5")
Weight: Hefty feel that won’t blow away or get lost easily
Finish: Glossy enamel with raised metal edge
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Most orders ship within 1-2 business days. Delivery typically takes a few business days after shipping, depending on your location. Personalized items may take a little longer in production, so check above for item-specific timing.
Because this item is personalized just for you, we cannot accept returns on customized products. If your order arrives damaged or with an error we made, we'll replace it at no cost. Email support@groovygolfer.com with your order number and a photo and we'll make it right.