These aren’t just any golf balls—they’re hilarious, custom-inscribed Titleist TruFeels that combine savage roasts with just enough usefulness to make him proud (and slightly nervous) every time he tees off. Whether he’s “The Three-Putt King” or famous for “shanking it into parking lots,” these balls are a walking punchline waiting to happen. Add his actual cell number and wait for the calls: “Hey man, I found your dignity… I mean, your ball.”
These make the perfect gag gift with purpose—he’ll crack up at the personalization and then actually use them. Every lost ball becomes a chance for a stranger to roast him or return it (if they're feeling generous). They're practical, playable, and loaded with personality—just like his golf game (on a good day).
❤️ Why He’ll Love It
Roasts him in the funniest, most personal way possible
Makes losing golf balls 10x more entertaining
Actually playable Titleist TruFeels—funny and functional
✍️ How to Personalize
Choose a funny phrase from our list or write your own
Add his name, nickname, or cell number
Pick the color and quantity (hint: more balls = more chances to lose them in style)
🎁 Product Details
Titleist TruFeel Golf Balls – real performance, real laughs
Matte white finish, standard size
Available in sets of 3, 6, 9, 12, 24, 48, or 60
Choose from 9 font colors
Custom printed to order
📝 Funny Custom Ideas
“IF FOUND RETURN TO: (555) 867-5309”
“SHANKED BY: Dave – Please Judge Accordingly”
“THREE-PUTT KING – Bow Before Me”
“PROPERTY OF A VERY INCONSISTENT GOLFER”
“LOST THIS BALL & MY DIGNITY”
“CONGRATS! YOU FOUND MY BALL. AGAIN.”
“BALLS OF REGRET”
“THIS BALL IS A FLIGHT RISK”
“DO NOT FOLLOW THIS BALL’S EXAMPLE”
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