21 Funny Golf Towels to Make Your Golf Buddies Laugh

Get ready to chuckle your way down the fairway as we explore a world where golf towels serve up laughter alongside club-cleaning duties. From pun-tastic quips like "Putt Now, Wine Later" to whimsical designs that turn your golf towel into a conversation starter, we've scoured the greens to bring you a selection of the funniest and most creative golf towels out there.

So, whether you're a seasoned pro or a weekend warrior, join us on this uproarious journey through fairway fashion and discover how a dash of humor can elevate your golf game to a whole new level of enjoyment.

1. I Hate Golf Nice Shot I Love Golf

Golf can be a frustrating sport, and it can also be boring. These I Hate Golf Nice Shot I Love Golf towels are a great way to keep things light and fun.

This funny golf towel is a good idea to have some extra towels on hand so you can swap them out after they get too wet from the water or sweat.

2. Tap Tap Taparoo

Golfing is a sport of tradition. The course, the clubs, and even the clothes you wear on the course have a certain air about them. But there is one tradition that is not a tradition: funny golf towels.

Some golfers will take these unique designs Tap Tap Taparoo towels out on the course to wipe off their hands or face, but it is not something you will see 99% of golfers doing.

3. Friends Don't Let Friends 3 Putt Funny Towel

If you are looking for a great and golf towel that will have your buddies laughing, this Funny Golf Towel is the one for you.

This hilarious golf towel has a classic saying and is guaranteed to make anyone with a sense of humor laugh.

It is also a great gift idea for someone that loves golf but hates putting.

4. May The Course Be with You

A golf towel is an excellent gift for any golfer, and there are many different options. One of my favorite towels has a Star Wars Theme, which I think is cute.

The towel is nice and thick, keeping you dry even after the longest round of golf.

These items are also durable, you can wash them and it will last a long time no matter how often you use it.

5. Swing Swear Repeat

These Swing Swear Repeat got you covered if you are looking for funny golf towels. It is one of the most amusing golf accessories and includes a bunch of hilarious gag gifts that are perfect for the golfer with everything.

It is ideal for any golfer who wants a good time out on the course and doesn't want some tricky putt ruining their mood.

6. Clean My Golf Balls

Golf balls can get dirty, especially if hit off the tee and end up in a sand trap. Imagine the look on your friend's faces as you clean your golf balls with one of these funny golf towels!

These Clean My Golf Balls towels will make anyone laugh because they are very colorful or because they have clever sayings written on them.

7.  I Got A Beer On Every Hole and Put 5 Balls in One of The Ponds

I will kick things off with one of the best golf towels ever made: I Got A Beer On Every Hole and Put 5 Balls in One of The Ponds.

You do not even have to be a golfer for this one, anyone who has ever been out on the course will appreciate the humor.

It is a black towel with white lettering, so it is easy on the eyes.

8. Worlds Okayest Golfer

We all know that golf is a serious sport, and it is not something you should be making jokes about.

But at the same time, golf can be pretty dull if you play with people who take themselves way too seriously.

So for those who need a little humor in our lives, these Worlds Okayest Golfer towels are just the thing!

9. I Like Big Putts

As a golfer, you understand the importance of having a golf towel in your golf bag.

Not only does it keep your clubs clean, but it also serves as a reminder that you are out there to have fun and enjoy the game. That is why I like these Big Putts funny golf towels!

These fun golf towels make me laugh and remind me that every shot is an opportunity for a new adventure.

10. The Golfather Towel

This Golfather Towel is the best of both worlds. It is an excellent gift for any golfer in your life, but it also has many uses when you are not golfing.

It can be used as a throw blanket or camping towel, and it is so comfy.

Plus, it comes with a clip that attaches to the end of one corner, so you never lose your towel again!

11. The Older I Get, The Harder It is to Find My Balls

This golf towel is a funny gift for any golfer in your life. It is perfect for the man who's had enough of his balls going missing and wants them all in one place.

The towel is made from a soft, absorbent cotton terry fabric and is embroidered with the phrase The Older I Get, The Harder It Is To Find My Balls in white lettering.

12. No Yips Towel

This is an excellent towel for someone who cannot seem to put the ball in the hole. They are so unlucky that their golf balls always go into the trees, or worse, onto the fairway!

This No Yips towel would be perfect for any golfer who has a few yips and needs a little more luck on their side.

13. I'd Tap That Towel

This funny golf towel is a great way to get a laugh out of your golf buddies. Featuring the phrase, I'd Tap That on the front, with a club about to hit the ball.

This towel is sure to make them chuckle. It is also a subtle way to let your partner know you're interested in them!

14. Always Wash Your Balls Towel

If you are like most golfers, you have had your fair share of jokes and good-natured ribbing while on the golf course.

Well, now you can have fun with your friends (and make them laugh) with this Always Wash Your Balls towel.

This towel is made from 100% cotton. It is machine washable and can be used as a bath towel too!

15. Golf and Beer That's Why I'm Here

What better way to lighten things up than with some funny golf towels?

This Golf and Beer is one of the funniest and most clever golf towels we could find so that next time you hit the links with your buddies, you will be able to laugh about it afterward.

16. I Play Golf, and I Know Things Funny Towel

We all know golfers can be a pretty serious, so it is always nice to laugh at the game.

These I Play Golf, and I Know Things funny golf towels will have your golf buddies in stitches and keep them from getting too cranky about their round.

17. Live On Greens Towel

Golfing is all about having a good time, so it is no surprise that some of the best golf towels are humorous. One of my favorites is the Live On Greens Towel.

This towel features a phrase that says, "My Doctor Says Take My Iron Every Day & Live On Greens," making it the perfect towel gift for golfers.

18. Personalized Best Dad By Par

One of the best gifts for dad is a funny golf towel. It is an excellent gift for any golf enthusiast who loves a good laugh while playing on the course.

These towels are customizable and handmade. They come with embroidered lettering that says Best Dad By Par or something similar. The person you're buying this gift for will surely love it.

19. Always Wash Your Balls Tea Towels

If you are looking for a golf towel that's both functional and funny, look no further than the Always Wash Your Balls Tea Golf Towels.

Made from high-quality cotton, these golf towels are durable and absorbent, making them the perfect accessory on the golf course.

What's great about these tea towels is that they feature vibrant colors and a hilarious design that will get a chuckle out of your golf buddies.

20. Clean My Balls Towel

For those who appreciate a good laugh on the green, the Clean My Balls Golf Towel is the perfect addition to your golf bag.

This hilarious 16 by 16-inch golf towel is made with suede microfiber material, ensuring a gentle touch on your precious golf balls.

Not only is this towel funny, but it also comes with a handy clip for easy attachment to your golf bag.

21. I Play with A Stiff Shaft Towel

This Giggle Golf I Play with A Stiff Shaft Golf Towel is 15" x 22", 1.7 lbs/dozen. 

These best golf towels have a sheared microfiber polyester face, reversing to a sheared polyester nap. This full-color golf towel features a corner grommet and hook. 

This set includes one towel, a can cooler, and a poker chip.